| Episode | Quote | Download |
| Season 1 Opening Monologue | Quinn - "What if you can find brand new worlds rite here on earth. Where anything is possible. Same planet. Different Dimension. I found the gateway!! Sliders...... | |
| The Pilot | Professor - "My dear babes in the wood.. U4...That's U4 Mr. Bennish not U2" | |
| The Pilot | Hurley - "Don't get smart with me..this computer store pays your rent mister..if it weren't for my mistakes you'd be out of a job" | WAV |
| The Pilot | Quinn - "Professor, the Einstein-Rosen-Podowsky Bridge, I crossed
it" Professor - "Get out of my class!!" |
WAV |
| The Pilot | Bennish - "He's right dude, I mean I think Arturo is a pompous windbag too but I never had the guts to say it to his face.....Bigtime Congrats!!" | WAV |
| The Pilot | Wade
- "You mean that we can just like.. Slide through this and Boom were on another
planet? " Quinn "No...Same planet different dimension" |
WAV |
| The Pilot | Professor - "Jesus, Mary and Joseph.... I think I just seen God and I could have sworn he was driving a Cadillac" | WAV |
| The Pilot | Wade
- "Aw man that was so great it was like... better than than sex" Professor -"Well I wouldn't go that far" |
WAV |
| The Pilot | Rembrandt "End of discussion Q-ball, we're outta here!!!" | WAV |
| The Pilot | Rembrandt - "Your gonna have to explain this to the Insurance boys Q-ball. Gonna have to tell em how my beautiful Red Sled is on another planet where it's stuck in a freakin Iceberg!! " | WAV |
| The Pilot | Rembrandt - "Now how do you think I feel fool. I am never watching this show again. Small claims my *beep*" | WAV |
| The Pilot | Quinn - "So, where are we going tomorrow? Just kidding..." | WAV |
| Summer of Love | FBI Agent - "Conrad
Bennish Jr.??" Bennish - "Maybe, who wants to know?" FBI Agent - "FBI" Bennish - "Whoa!! What are you guys doing here? Oh hey if it's about that bong I just bought, I thought it was a plant holder....honest." |
WAV |
| Summer of Love | Bennish - "Ah you gotta love it dude, a chick with a poetic lick" | WAV |
| Summer of Love | FBI Agent - "Rembrandt
Brown also known as the Cooking man" FBI Agent - "Cry'in Man" FBI Agent - "Whatever" |
WAV |
| Summer of Love | Bennish - "Is that possible? You need to maintain quantum coherence over a microscopic compact region of time and space." | WAV |
| Summer of Love | Rembrandt - "Musical talent...you couldn't carry a tune if it was strapped to your back!!" | WAV |
| Summer of Love | Quinn - "Professor it's
Bennish" Professor - "Good Heavens so it is and I can actually see his ears" |
WAV |
| Summer of Love | Rembrandt - "There is something you all should know.....I can't swim" | WAV |
| The Prince of Wails | Professor - "Sometimes Miss Welles you frighten me" | WAV |
| Fever | Rembrandt - "Aw great, we get 20 minutes in wealthy land we stuck 2 days here in pychoville" | WAV |
| Fever | Rembrandt - "Lord Lord, you can take a man's body and beat it you can take his soul and try it but to do this to a hamburger...it's just down rite unkind." | WAV |
| Fever | Quinn - "You wanna know what I've been doing that could have cured me...Fine I'll tell you.....I've been sliding through an interdimensional wormhole seeing how many different ways people like you can screw up civilization!!!!!" | WAV |
| Fever | After Professor throws some garbage on the table: Rembrandt - "Aw man, look I know your hungry but where's your dignity?" Professor - "Have no time for dignity" Rembrandt - "Look, I know the food on this world is bad but come on get this man something to eat" Professor - "Sssshh" |
WAV |
| Fever | Rembrandt - "Who
do you suppose they're gonna eat first?" Professor - "I suppose the young are more tender." Quinn - "Age before beauty. It's a universal tenet." Rembrandt - "Don't look at me I'm just a Chicken McNugget you're the Quarter Pounder!" |
WAV |
| Last Days | Professor - "Others take note, the first casualty of Sliding is Dignity" | WAV |
| Last Days | Bennish - "I know more about Einstein, than Mrs. Einstein" | WAV |
| Last Days | Bennish - "She's a stone fox man I say go for it" | WAV |
| Last Days | Bennish -
"Were gonna to save the world Fat Boy!!" Professor - "Fat Boy, in case you didn't know, is the name of the bomb just in case you had other ideas" |
WAV |
| Last Days | Bennish - "E=MC squared
it's in the bag" Professor - "Mr. Bennish if we survive I promise you this I will dedicate my life to isolating the gene that makes you so obnoxious and I will destroy it" Bennish - "Hehehe I love this guy" |
WAV |
| Last Days | Bennish - "Anybody messes with us now....................BOOM!!" | WAV |
| Egg Heads | Professor - "Actually
referred to us as the Sliders?" Wade - "Yes" |
WAV |
| Egg Heads | Professor Myman - "Professor Arturo your back from your Slide and Quinn Mallory" | WAV |
| Egg Heads | Karen - "You've been a
naughty boy Arturo" Professor - "I have?" Karen - "Oh yes, you have been playing hard to get" |
WAV |
| Egg Heads | Quinn - "Via
Carinis, Anandum" FBI - "Where did he go?" FBI - "Via Carinis, Anandum what is that?" Mobster - "Latin" FBI - "Whats that mean?" Mobster - "So long suckers" |
WAV |
| The Weaker Sex | Professor - "What's
that?" Quinn - "Cheese" Professor - "That is not cheese, brie is cheese, camembert is cheese, this is yellow plastic" Rembrandt - "I'll take it" |
WAV |
| The Weaker Sex | Professor - "Maximillian
Arturo standing for Mayor, Madam" Lady - "You should be ashamed of yourself" Professor - "Ignorant Bovine!!" |
WAV |
| The King is Back | Professor - "I am not Mr. Pavarotti. Mr. Pavarotti is an Italian. He speaka lika this. Do I speaka like this? No. Why?!?! Because I'm an Englishman you blistering idiot!!!!" | WAV |
| The King is Back | Captain Jack - "Man has more keys than a motel clerk..awww god" | WAV |
| Luck of the Draw | Wade - "Well I love
animals. I miss my kitty at home." Professor - "And because you miss your kitty at home we have to be subject to dog hair and saliva at every turn?" Wade - "Frankly, yes" |
WAV |
| Luck of the Draw | Rembrandt - "I'd
go for some fishing though" Professor - "Now that is a truly splendid idea. Nothing more satisfying than coaxing ones supper from the depth" Rembrandt - "You fish?" Professor - "I'm English..we invented fishing..hahahahaha" |
WAV |
| Luck of the Draw *Quote request* |
Wade - "That’s basically it." Ryan - "Uh-hmm" Wade - "I was a Romantic Lit major in school." Ryan - “Wine goes in at the mouth. Love goes in at the eye. That’s all we shall know for truth till we grow old and we die.” Wade - "That’s “A Drinking Song” by Yeats." Ryan - "Uh-hmm." Wade - "I wrote a paper on him." Ryan - "Yeah, well, I am in so awe of poets. The way they express themselves, I… It’s a gift I wish I had." Wade - "I think you express yourself just fine. (laughs) So what else do you like? Besides Poetry." Ryan - "Well, I love traveling. My goal was to climb Everest, swim the English Channel and paddle the Amazon before I was 30." Wade - "Wow. Did you really do all that?" Ryan - "Yeah." Wade - "And I thought I liked adventure." Ryan - "All that was left was win the lottery. And… you are the best part of that. " |
WAV |
| Luck of the Draw | After almost hitting a bystander in
the street: Man - "You almost killed me!" Quinn - "Sorry man, gotta go" Professor - "Next time I get to drive!!" |
WAV |
| Luck of the Draw | After discovering Quinn has been
shot in the back: Wade - "Nooooooooo!!!!!!!" |
WAV |
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