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Into the Mystic

Professor - "There's one constant about every America we visit"
Rembrandt - "Yeah, the health care system always sucks"

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Into the Mystic Professor - "Given the fraudulent nature of this man claims..I suggest a response that harkens back to our childhoods....Run, Run like Hell!!!"

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Love Gods Rembrandt - "Wouldn't it be a kick. The only guys on a world filled with love starved woman."
Professor - "Gentleman we made a slide to heaven."
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Love Gods Rembrandt - "Geez my legs are freezin."
Wade - "I told you to wear the panty hose."
Rembrandt - "I can honestly say that I never thought anyone would say those words to me"
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Love Gods Wade - "What if I can get you Trevor Grant"
Lady - "Get in the car"
Wade - "Listen to me, whose gonna mean more to your handlers back in Canberra. A national treasure or an American transvestite and an overweight Englishmen."
Rembrandt - "Oh man that's cold"
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Gillian of the Spirits Rembrandt - "So ah, you think were home?"
Quinn - "I don't think so Rembrandt...I'm pretty sure on our earth the mailman wear clothes."
Everyone Laughs....
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The Good, the Bad, and the Wealthy Rembrandt - "Are you alright?"
Quinn - "Nothing a bullet between the eyes wouldn't cure"
Professor - "Be careful what you wish for"
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El Sid Professor - "What I'm saying is..we increase the risk that you and I will be spread like very fine jam across an infinite number of  universes." WAV


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